Young Kids giving Excellent Advice

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"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-- Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?'" Don't answer."
-- Hannah, age 9

"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
-- Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."
-- Randy, age 9

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-- Taylia, age 11

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
-- Andrew, age 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-- Amir, age 9

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-- Naomi, age 15

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-- Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-- Alyesha, age 13