Things to do while driving

[tbell]

Do this while driving

Strange and silly things to do while driving. It's not advised doing any of the below "things to do while driving", as all driving should be taken seriously. The below "things to do while driving" are simply here for entertainment purposes.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

Stop and collect roadkill.

Throw Spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

[Laplej]

I've seen a few of these before around town.

I have done this: Sing without having the radio on.
My mom looooves to do this: Honk frequently without motivation.

Once drove through downtown doing it. VERY ANNOYING.

Care if I add to the list?

File Taxes on your laptop

Use a laptop

Text on your cellphone while chatting on another phone

Flay yourself

Read a book or a magazine

Do your makeup

Give yourself a haircut

Dye your hair

Tie your shoes

Undress

Dress

Sleep

Cuss out whoever is talking on the radio, or whoever is signing.

Speed up to cars going faster than you, and stare at them with a look of suspicion... and then give them a friendly wave with a smile. Act like you know them. Try to engage in a conversation even though they might not hear you.