Cat Jokes
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What do you call a cat who steals other cats’ toys?


A purr-petrator


Why did the sick cat visit the doctor?


To get a purrr-scription


What do you call a cat’s house?


A scratch pad


What do you call a person who steals cats?


Cat-napper


What do you say when a cat visits you?


Hello kitty!


What do you say when a cat leaves the house?


Have a mice day!


Finish this sentence: When the cat’s away …


… everyone has peace and quiet


What do invisible cats eat?


Evaporated milk


Why do cats sit on keyboards?


To watch the mouse


What’s a cat in a Toyota called?


A car-pet


What do you call twin cats?


Copy-cats


What did the cat say after a shopping spree?


Now I’m paw!


Why did the cat spend all his money?


He needed some re-tail therapy


How does a cat decide what to buy at the store?


He checks the cat-alog


What car did the cat just buy?


A red furr-ari


What do you call a cat that makes furniture?


An assembly kit


What do you call a cat bite?


Catnip