Dad Jokes are apparent

[DrJe]

- I fell in my driveway and can't sue anyone. It was my own asphalt.

- Did you know that plateaus are the highest form of flattery?

- My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall"... I said maybe

- To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!!

- I bought a new thesaurus, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

- My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

- I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.


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