Plumbing Jokes
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Q: Why was the plumber so tired after a day’s work?
A: Because the work had been too draining!
Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…
Q: How are bodybuilders and plumbers alike?
A: They both love pumping iron.
Q: What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on? A: A royal flush is better than a full house.
A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!
Q: What do plumbers have when they fall asleep?
A: Pipe dreams!
Don’t you just hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?
I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall…It’s a tankless job.
Q: What is a plumber’s least favorite vegetable?
A: Leeks
Q: What do you call it when a few plumbers get together for a sleepover?
A: A slumber potty