Father and Son Camping

[lasanasa]

An uneducated father and his educated son, with a PhD in Astrology, went on a camping trip.

They setup their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the father wakes his son and says: "Look up to de sky & tell me what yuh see?"

Son: I see millions of stars.


Father: What does that tell yuh, Son?

Son: Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and planets in our Solar System!

Father: Remains silent for a moment then says:


"NO JACKASS!!, Somebody Thief We Tent!!!!