Just remember be kind to nurses, they chose the size of your catheter.

Confucius say
Never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who make mistake in elevator make mistake on many levels.
Virginity like bubble one prick - all gone.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
A friend is someone who thinks your a good egg even though your slightly cracked.
I never said all that shit, Confucius !

Why do mice have such small balls? “So few of them know how to dance.”

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’ Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”