This is an awful joke that my brother and I always refer to for no apparent reason. I'm pretty sure we came across it on a cereal box when we were growing up and for whatever reason, it left an impression haha. So, here it goes:

Q: Why did the dolphin cross the road?......


A: He did it on porpoise!


That's it! Hopefully you got a small kick out of that "dad" joke today.

All the best,
William