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    Default Twins

    Uncle Sam has broken his leg, his secretary visits him at home. Since uncles bedroom is on the first floor, he asks his secretary to bring him his slippers to cover his cold feet. On the groundfloor, the secretary meets uncles beautiful 20-year old twins dauthers. ''Your dad ordered me to screw you both'',he tells the girls. Since the girls don't believe him, he screams up the stairs: ''Both?''
    Fast comes the reply: ''Of course both!''

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    I don't get this!

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    The girls think he asks if he should do both girls, but the old sick guy thinks the question is related to the slippers and he of course wants both slippers, not just one.

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    LOL....not bad....

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    hahahahahahahahaha lol

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    EW...but lol

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    this is funny but gross

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    sad but true

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