Phone Joke
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I went to see a movie the other night.


I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.


Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.


“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”


By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”


“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”