My Self Isolation Quarantine Diary

[Mouse Chaser]

My Self Isolation Quarantine Diary:
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Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!


Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!


Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??


Day 4 – 8:00 pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.


Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!


Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I'm So excited, I can't decide what to wear.


Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!


Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.


Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.


Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He's a Web Designer.


Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"


Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.


Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face.


Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.


Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?"


Day 16 - learned coffee filters and dryer sheets twice as absorbent as toilet paper!!